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Stupid wild mass daily adventure

Stupid wild mass daily adventure

In: My fucking Dubai
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Every morning. Every single fucking morning, I have to crumble my way through to entering Business Bay metro station, which has to be the ralliement point for all pieces of shit to go to work in Dubai.

Before you reach the station’s entrance, you already get a slight anxiety feeling once you see dozens of retards running their Crocs off towards you, because their bus is patiently waiting behind to swallow all these fuckers and spit them back elsewhere.

You made it through the door? Not yet! The two meter wide door is filled with people getting out; you simply have to force your way through. There is no room for a please or a sorry, or even for you, as everyone is rushing in your face.
Once you managed to make your way in, which was as hard as the sperm race to the egg, here there is no natural phallic lane of people going in and out. The station’s attendants did try a couple of times to put ribbons on poles to direct the livestock in the right direction, but that even is pointless for such retards.
All the rushing motherfuckers occupy the entire corridor width to exit, resulting in a 40cm space for people to come in, with still people filling this up!

Then comes the fun part, they don’t even fake to move away either, they probably expect you to grow x-men fucking powers to be able to go through the wall.
I found a solution to this, which both pleases and pisses me off; I don’t move either. I make my left arm as stiff as possible and I shoulder and elbow the fuck out of all of these fuckers that don’t make space.
A secondary solution is to follow either a weak woman or a strong dude (hoping these are not limping slow) and hide behind to let them take the hits and open the morons sea, Moses style. No one wants to fuck with a tiny old Filipina or hurt a super buff Lebanese dude. Or the other way around perhaps?

Considering that there will be an increasing shit ton of more people like that on earth soon, it’ll probably be good idea to have mandatory civil education classes for such mannerless, logicless and fuckfull people.

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