These articles are a fiction inspired from reality, written with an angry tone of voice for humour’s sake, and are in no ways a criticism of the Emirate of Dubai, the UAE, or any kind of person or ethnicity.
Hope you enjoy the creativity if not the style.
Every morning. Every single fucking morning, I have to crumble my way through to entering Business B... Read more
How delighted one is once he’s been granted the luxury to find a seat in the metro, right? Wel... Read more
My company had the brilliant idea to go send me on a visa run to Oman by plane. Apparently that... Read more
I’ve had my heart broken a few times, but nothing like Dubai renaming their 6 year old metro s... Read more
One day, I just wanted to make a small cheap gift to my girlfriend, just to be able to retain her a... Read more
Someday I had the silly idea to go to Subway, to grab one of their sandwich, 600gms of fat only per... Read more
This is the ticket of my life. I have wanted to write this forever since I arrive in Dubai. Read more
This morning I was in an OK mood. Not so shitty let’s say. Until I managed to step out of my f... Read more
So I went for Halloween in Zero Gravity with two female friends. Before 9pm, girls were granted to e... Read more