So I went for Halloween in Zero Gravity with two female friends. Before 9pm, girls were granted to enter for free, and dick owners had to pay 50dhs.I should have asked if I could pay more, to impress the ladies (money + dick size reference). I didn’t have to.
We arrive at 9.07pm. And in a country ruled by the original concept of Arab timing, we thought we still stood a chance.
So we ran in the most ridiculous way in our Halloween costumes and with our props to try to save 50 for me and 100 for the ladies, to be spent later on for overpriced alcohol inside Zero Gravity.
7 minutes too late. The uncharismatic bouncer witch bitch must had swallowed his broom’s stick far up in his ass. He didn’t let us in, unless we paid the nazi fee of bullshit.