Every morning. Every single fucking morning, I have to crumble my way through to entering Business Bay metro station, which has to be the ralliement point for all pieces of shit to... Read more
How delighted one is once he’s been granted the luxury to find a seat in the metro, right? Well again, not all seats are equal in regards to the eternal and sacred sweat pit... Read more
My company had the brilliant idea to go send me on a visa run to Oman by plane. Apparently that’s a thing to change visa status, before getting an employment visa. Read more
I’ve had my heart broken a few times, but nothing like Dubai renaming their 6 year old metro stations is raping my 28 year old nostalgic anus. Read more
One day, I just wanted to make a small cheap gift to my girlfriend, just to be able to retain her a bit more. Read more
Someday I had the silly idea to go to Subway, to grab one of their sandwich, 600gms of fat only per mouthful. Read more
This is the ticket of my life. I have wanted to write this forever since I arrive in Dubai. Read more
This morning I was in an OK mood. Not so shitty let’s say. Until I managed to step out of my fucking bed. Read more
So I went for Halloween in Zero Gravity with two female friends. Before 9pm, girls were granted to enter for free, and dick owners had to pay 50dhs.I should have asked if I could p... Read more
